What did Andy Borowitz mean by: Next time someone says, ‘Where has big government ever gotten us?’ the correct answer is ‘Mars.’ - Andy Borowitz Writer Copy
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+ All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson. Feraz Zeid, January 9, 2024January 9, 2024, Andy Borowitz, Funny, Independence, Mourning, 0 - Andy Borowitz Writer
+ Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew’s Birthday. Feraz Zeid, January 9, 2024January 9, 2024, Andy Borowitz, Celebrate, 0 - Andy Borowitz Writer
A wise man neither suffers himself to be governed, nor attempts to govern others. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
Most arts have produced miracles, while the art of government has produced nothing but monsters. - Louis Antoine de Saint-Just Revolutionary leader and politician · France
There can be no freedom in art and literature where the government determines who shall create them. Explain - Ludwig von Mises Economist · Austria
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
But I will say that most comedians are the saddest people I know. That is the biggest paradox to me. - Jean Reno
